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Nov 8
  • Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]
  • Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything
  • Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess
  • brain: you gotta
  • me: ?? gotta what?
  • brain: you gotta
  • me: ???
  • brain: YOU GOTTA

a guide to internet lingo

staff:

doctorcutzy:

lms - let marxism succeed

hmu - hail Marx unconditionally

tmi - towards marvelous internationalism

brb - breaking reactionary bourgeoise

rofl - radically organized fiery leftists

af - aristocrats, fall!

ftw - for the workers

lmao - laborers may abolish ownership

Finally, acronyms we can use in day-to-day conversation.

0laura0:
“ Matthew Gray Gubler by Jonpaul Douglass
”

0laura0:

Matthew Gray Gubler by  Jonpaul Douglass

(Source: jonpauldouglass.com)

hashtagdion:

sex-ruiner:

gotitforcheap:

gotitforcheap:

by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

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IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

tumblr, i have an answer for you. this is exactly the phenomenon that makes a “cheeky nandos” cheeky

lads believe that everything they do is cheeky, all the time, so everything from walking down the street in a group to going for piri piri chicken is the subject of much WHEEEEYYY and endless documentation on facebook. the lad exists in a constant state of exhilaration that is exactly like the one normal people get when breaking a minor rule, except it never stops. it’s a seductive way to live, but as you can see, once you start on seeing nandos as cheeky you’re only a short way from being declared a “ledge” for using a broom fucking exactly as it was intended to be used.

banter. not even once.

I’m blocking you for teaching me about British culture.

Sep 3

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

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Sep 3

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

(Source: illmont)

Sep 1

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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